Just a joke
The April Fools’ joke has a long and, from what I can read, pretty boring history. The point is that it’s still flourishing. So let’s get right to the action, instead of talking about the ancient past. What was my favourite April Fools’ joke? How about the famous 1957 spaghetti crop hoax, where a British […]
Cycling pants
Seriously. One day last week, I dreamed about pulling my bicycle out of its winter hibernation spot and taking it for a spin around the County. As I write this (it’s Sunday), it looks like the snowblower will be the only device hitting the pavement this morning. It is spring, however, and the weather can […]
Spring training
All the talk around the pool, along the beaches, and in the barbershops in Southwest Florida nowadays, deals with the teams that are trying to dance their way to the Sweet Sixteen. Those are the 16 schools of learning that will play for the National Championship of Basketball in the United States. Millions of Americans […]
Sweet maple brew
In ancient times, the region we know as Moldova was inhabited by various tribes, and fell under the jurisdiction of the Roman Empire, and then subsequently the Byzantine Empire. Its location was on a tribal migratory route, making it vulnerable for repeated invasions, in the conquest of territories of the western Empire. Moldova was part […]
The magic of mushrooms
“Hello, Wellington Mushroom Plant.” “Yes, I’d like to speak to your furniture division, please.” Response in March, 2014: “I’m sorry, you must have been eating the wrong kind of mushrooms. And we don’t have a hallucinogenic division either.” Response in March, 2015: “You’ll have to hold for several minutes: they’ve got three other calls waiting […]
I won’t tell if you won’t
So, when I was a teenager I had a recurring nightmare, and I’ll go out on a limb and suggest more than one of you had the same, dread-filled dream. You know the dream when you are sitting on a bus or in a meeting room or in a classroom or walking along the street […]
Something else about Sam
I mean, the only thing to do is to go with the flow right? Accept things as they come. Like when your neighbour judges you fit enough to tend to the needs of their backyard goose while they fly south. You’re onto it and, lo-and-behold, things work out just fine. Take Sam for instance: The […]
The first six teaspoons
I thought it pretty ironic. Two section headlines, same newspaper, same day. One in the business section, talking about a new advertising campaign. One in the life section, talking about a health report. The business section article was about the plan by Nestle to remind consumers of Canada’s best selling chocolate bar, Kit Kat, to […]
Vegetables in my bread
Hey! You! Skin care product marketing people! You’ve got a product on the market for an old face like mine. Don’t try to pull the wool over my baggy eyes by using a 16-year-old girl in your advertising. I’m not stupid. I know there isn’t a snowball’s chance in H E double hockey sticks I’ll […]
On the road, again
Last Sunday, Shawn Matthias played his first game in Florida as a Vancouver Canuck. It was not his first game in Sunrise, a suburb of Fort Lauderdale, as he had played 312 games for the Florida Panthers. Needless to say, it was different for the former Belleville Bull. “It was very emotional for me,” he […]