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The Olympic pullout

Posted: June 23, 2017 at 8:49 am   /   by   /   comments (0)

So McDonald’s is pulling out of its top level Olympic sponsorship deal, effective immediately, although it will continue as a lower level sponsor through the 2018 Olympics.

McDonald’s has been associated with the games since 1968, when it famously airlifted hamburgers to U.S. athletes in Grenoble who were forced to subsist on French cooking. It leaves on the table the powerful and unsolicited endorsement of Usain Bolt, who said during the Beijing Olympics that he had ingested a thousand Chicken Mc- Nuggets over the course of the games because he couldn’t stand Chinese food. High praise indeed, considering he won three gold medals with all that food in his McStomach.

The hamburger colossus is cutting short its 8-year, $260 million sponsorship deal with three years left to run. McDonald’s wouldn’t say what had prompted the move, only that it was “reconsidering all aspects of our business.” And while it may not see much, if any, of that money back, it will sure as heck save itself a lot of associated marketing costs, which it can deploy elsewhere.

McDonald’s has also been getting twitchy about its sponsorship of the World Cup of Soccer, and has threatened to pull out if the organizing corporation, FIFA, does not get its act together. So there may even be a second athletic shoe to drop,

The Olympic pullout doesn’t come as a complete surprise, as rumours had suggested McDonald’s was not particularly happy with the Olympic organization. However, the rub goes both ways. Many people didn’t like the idea that McDonald’s was associated with the Olympic industry in the first place. The connection between high performance sport and eating burgers and fries at McDonald’s has been seen as either tenuous, non-existent or downright misleading (Chicken McNuggets excepted). I guess that’s the problem when you’re the fast food industry leader: you get a target put on your back—and you get whacked for associating with athletes, for marketing to children, and for all the industry’s shortcomings.

In fact, things have gotten to the point where McDonald’s may not be able to find a suitable big-world event willing to accept its sponsorship. It might have trouble if it sought to sponsor the United Nations or one of its agencies. The Pokemon World Championships may not be interested. Nor would the College of Cardinals. Maybe it might propose to look after Venezuela in its time of need. Or perhaps it could sponsor the 2018 World Chess Championship: both chess and Mc- Donald’s are big in Russia. It might especially consider sponsoring a celebrity match between Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump (who is said to be a fan, even though he doesn’t play), which Trump would win because he is a winner. Chess masters would scrutinize the game for years afterwards, trying to figure out how or why Putin could have made such bonehead moves. His posthumously published memoirs would reveal he did it for the good of Mother Russia.

Or perhaps it should stick to its knitting for a while. According to its public filings, McDonald’s Corporation wants to become known as an “informal eating out” establishment—as opposed, presumably, to a ‘fast food joint’—thereby positioning it a notch above its competitors. It has a plan to retain existing customers by targeting family occasions and breakfasts, and by “transforming the experience” in the restaurant. To regain lost customers, it plans to make “meaningful improvement in quality, convenience and value.” And to convert occasional customers into regular customers, it plans to tackle the “untapped demand” for coffee and snacks. So while it is reviewing all aspects of its business, it has nonetheless got a plan for moving forward.

I can see the scenario under which McDonald’s will earn its social licence by noting that we all have to eat; that we’d prefer to eat out sometimes; and that we might choose to do so casually, all the while feeling we’re eating a quality product, made ethically and priced fairly. So even if I’m trying to choose between a fresh salad stuffed with yummy kale and a Big Mac, and after much agonizing I choose the latter, I don’t have to feel so guilty about it that I can’t enjoy my meal. Plus it’s already earned plenty of goodwill with its children’s charities, local sports sponsorships, and commitment to responsible energy conservation, packaging and sourcing.

While we’re at it, have you tried McDonald’s Canada’s new Mighty Angus burger yet? Me neither. It’s made with “carefully selected, juicy, tender cuts of 100% pure Angus beef proudly sourced from Canadian farms enhanced with a smoky Angus sauce, and topped with hickory smoked bacon pieces, crisp leaf lettuce, tomato, processed cheddar cheese and grilled onions, all served on a sesame and poppy seed bun.”

Watch out, Usain Bolt! Once I’ve got a thousand or so of these babies under my belt, I’m coming after you. Don’t tell me you’re retiring because you hear my footsteps.

 

dsimmonds@wellingtontimes.ca

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