In praise of Dr. Donald Trump

Good morning Dr. Trump I won’t shake hands
Your practice must involve some great demands
Your every word just moves us and inspires us
And will rid us of this new corona virus

You said you had a feel about a drug
I’ll take it ’cause you’re giving it a plug
Though it makes the experts seem a little grouchy
I’ll stick with you not doctors Birx and Fauci

I’ll follow your advice through thick and thin
I’ll even take hy-droxy-chloro-quine
“First do no harm” the doctor’s oath may state
But “what’s to lose”—I’ll risk it and feel great

I’ll drink up all the wisdom that you preach
And swallow down a quarter cup of bleach
You’re the one who always knows what’s best
Go ahead and stick a light bulb in my chest

It’s not as bad as so-called experts say
And anyway you’re tested every day
I believe you when you say it’s going away
And a vaccine will be here by Christmas Day

You didn’t go in sissy quarantine
Though folks around you failed to test all clean
And now the press is taking you to task
For showing up for work without a mask.

The virus is a plot by Chairman Xi
To undermine our precious liberty
And fighting off this wretched Chinese germ
Might wreck your chances for a second term

‘Back to work’ is what we want in news
It’s our right to get infected if we choose
One hundred thousand dead’s the price we’ll pay
For living in the good old U.S.A.

Barak Obama says you’ve failed to lead
He wasn’t even born here take no heed
But there’s something that we all deserve to see
And that’s a copy of your medical degree.