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Paris; Venice; Amsterdam; The County
Paris. That’s the place where you have to line up for three hours to get into the Louvre museum, which gives you the opportunity to spend 30 seconds taking a distant glance at the Mona Lisa before you are hustled away. Add Venice and Amsterdam and you’ve identified the three most notable places beset with overtourism.
And you might as well add Prince Edward County to that august list. Sandbanks provincial park gets full by mid-morning on weekends, leaving a long stream of cars in a lineup of hopelessness. North Beach gets full just as quickly. And Wellington is left to experience the bedlam that ensues from it being the beach of last resort. Once it gets filled up, people become desperate. No one can keep calm and carry on—especially with the threat of a $300 wrongful parking fine.
According to Wellington Ward Councillor Mike Harper, we are pushed over the tipping point by day trippers who decide one morning to go to the beach since the weather seems good, and who are therefore not going to simply turn around and go home because they would sooner fight the obstacles in the County rather than admit defeat and head home early. When they get here, however, they have no base from which to operate.
Overtourism in the County reduces the quality of every tourist’s experience. Putting a cap on visits to the County, like they do at Bruce Peninsula National Park, is one measure that will be looked at by County staff in a report on tourism management due in January. But it is only one tool.
I have in mind a measure that should appeal to every County resident who believes that tourism is crucial to our economy. The logic goes like this. So our beaches are full: so what? We’ve got plenty of waterfront private residences. Why not make your backyard available to a day tripper family—for a fee? Say that fee is $100. That would entitle visitors to spend up to six hours using your driveway, patio, lawn and waterfront. The spare change that would land in your pocket would compare very nicely to an STA rental—without all the hassle of letting people into your house. The only outlay that would be required is a portable toilet rental—the cost of which could possibly be picked up by the County.
Not got beachfront? Well, just drop your fee to $75 and offer desperate day trippers the use of your swimming pool or sprinkler instead. Still puts a nice chunk of change in your pocket. Or add a $25 upcharge for the use of your barbecue, or the right to pick a couple of zucchini from your vegetable patch.
I figure a system for matching day trippers with private residences could be administered by the County. You would just e-mail a form to the County indicating the dates your property is available, the facilities you offer, and the price. County employees—who could be students who missed out on the abruptly cancelled WE charity volunteer program of 2020—would be stationed at County entrance points and would intercept cars that would otherwise be minded to turn back to offer them the alternative of the outdoor use of a private residence.
Just think of the message that would send to visitors. Instead of “we don’t want you here, go away,” it would be “we love you so much that we are prepared to allow you on to our private spaces.” The County would quickly gain a reputation as Canada’s hospitality capital, and any potential association with the likes of Grand Bend, Wasaga Beach and Port Dover as places nobody goes to any more because they’re so crowded would be avoided.
And think of the upside potential. Maybe you’ll take a shine to these visitors to your property and new lifelong friendships will develop. You may even get a return invitation to visit the outside of their house in Scarborough in February.
I appreciate that there might be zoning and insurance issues that might prevent the program from taking flight. But dealing with big issues requires you to put petty details aside. Does anyone have any better ideas? Install beach floodlights and run Sandbanks 24 hours a day? Do what Amsterdam has done and ban walking tours of our red light district? Or send cruise ships off to our industrial areas as they’ve done in Venice?
If our program works as well as I think it might, maybe we could arrange a visiting exhibition of the Mona Lisa in the Wellington Museum to show how well we can cope with the crowds, We could offer the Louvre a reciprocal visiting exhibition of our canning label collection. But the crowds would flock to that in even greater numbers than they do for the lady with that mystic smile.
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