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Home for the advocates

Posted: February 14, 2014 at 9:02 am   /   Columnists

Recently, I was invited to a meeting. If you know me, and some of you think you do, you know just how much I dislike going to meetings—mostly because I end up volunteering to do something I don’t have time to do, or don’t really want to do. Or it’s a meeting of people who […]

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FGCU Eagles keep on rollin’

Posted: February 7, 2014 at 9:16 am   /   Columnists

There is something very special about American college basketball. There is a hint of excitement, a buzz in the stands, an expectation of something special about to take place. In the case of the last game against Stetson, the Florida Gulf Coast Eagles wasted no time in getting the fans into the game. There is […]

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No dam water

Posted: February 7, 2014 at 9:14 am   /   Columnists

I have been aware for quite some time, through the media, of the potential for severe drought in California. Until you set foot in the state—and see the drab brown shrubs and grasslands that should be verdant green this time of year—you cannot really understand the gravity of their problem. Winter rains have yet to […]

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Snowbound with ‘Rabbie’

Posted: February 7, 2014 at 9:10 am   /   Columnists

There is an eerie silence to the woods this morning. The rise of light on the horizon hangs stiff in the pines. The snow beneath my feet grumbles at every step. Even after leaving the daily handful of peanuts on the tree stump, I don’t hear the shriek of a bird-call that belongs to Jack […]

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The deadliest oxymoron

Posted: February 7, 2014 at 9:00 am   /   Columnists

I grew up on it, so I consider it fair game for retribution. That would be English cooking—the deadliest oxymoron, far eclipsing such favourites as “guest host,” “government assistance” and “appearing live.” Tripe. Kippers. Turnip, boiled beyond recognition in a pressure cooker and then mashed to a sodden pulp. Beef, roasted to match the consistency […]

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Eat clean, play dirty

Posted: February 7, 2014 at 8:55 am   /   Columnists

Is there anything left on any food list that’s fit to eat? I’m beginning to doubt it. Documentaries have been devoted to food terror. Every afternoon, television scare-tioners, with impressive credentials, scream about the 10 latest “must eat”, “must avoid” and “must add”. Magazines devote entire sections to supplements you can’t live without, vitamins you […]

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Trade and traffic

Posted: January 31, 2014 at 9:11 am   /   Columnists

But how do you make a living by trading wine? Early Neolithic wine producers would transport wine down river to market in reed boats covered by animal hides. Since these boats were unable to travel up river, they would bring along a donkey to transport goods received in exchange for their precious cargo of wine. […]

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Super Bowl XLVIII

Posted: January 31, 2014 at 9:08 am   /   Columnists

In just a few days, the football will be kicked-off to start Super Bowl XLVIII at the Meadowlands in New Jersey, across the Hudson from New York City. In its supposed wisdom, the National Football League decided to try a game in the colder climate. That decision has been called into question, especially considering the […]

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Please and thank-you

Posted: January 31, 2014 at 8:57 am   /   Columnists

The words “telephone” and “etiquette” are not frequently employed together. In fact, if you are assuming that “etiquette” is a code of behaviour employed by living persons, then we don’t often get to experience any etiquette at all. Our telephone enounters are first and foremost with automated phone menus; then with interactive but recorded voices; […]

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Death and kisses

Posted: January 31, 2014 at 8:54 am   /   Columnists

No. Nope. No way. It wasn’t my Mac’s grey-screen-of-death that made me think about changing my life as it relates to communication technology. Although, it is fitting in that it is the second time in less than a year I’ve been confounded by the Mac GSOD. This time, as it was the last time, the […]

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