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Anniversary time

Posted: October 19, 2012 at 9:11 am   /   Columnists

It’s anniversary time. My second anniversary is coming up and I’m not talking about the “walking down the aisle” anniversary. I know at least one of our readers would have something to say about my “wedding.” Two years have passed since I walked into the County Club and asked if I could “please, please,” literally, […]

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Grey Cup 2012

Posted: October 12, 2012 at 9:32 am   /   Columnists

This year’s Grey Cup game will be played in Toronto on November 25. The names of the participants are yet to be determined. Nothing new there. Year after year, it always goes down to the wire. Teams get a lucky bounce and they are successful. They take a bad penalty, and they find themselves on […]

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The road to Ameliasburgh

Posted: October 12, 2012 at 9:31 am   /   Columnists

The road to Ameliasburgh follows a rise of land from where, on a day like today, you can see forever. Well maybe not forever but at least as far as the highlands of Wilno, of Kaladar; as far as trees and lakes and rivers run this side of the divide that separates the Lake Ontario […]

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An inferior stopper

Posted: October 12, 2012 at 9:24 am   /   Columnists

Last week we noted that cork has traditionally been valued as a stopper, since it excels at re-expanding to the shape of a bottle. A popular misconception holds that Dom Perignon devised a conical cork to better withstand the pressure that develops within a bottle of sparkling wine. Many also mistakenly think he was visually […]

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Celebrity democracy

Posted: October 12, 2012 at 9:17 am   /   Columnists

You can bet that neither the Conservatives nor the NDP are taking this Justin Trudeau business lying down. Plan A, of course, is to expose him as a well-coiffed puffball. Plan B is to turn on the charm of the existing players. But it’s plan C—going celebrity to celebrity—that really has my attention. Plan A […]

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Hook, line and sinker

Posted: October 12, 2012 at 9:12 am   /   Columnists

I am thankful for so many things. Thanksgiving does that to a gal. Near the top of my list is the fact that I am debt-free. It took a very long time to get to this point in my life (our lives, LOML and I). When we started out as newlyweds, in the sixties, we […]

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Don’t poke the bear!

Posted: October 5, 2012 at 1:22 pm   /   Columnists

The Toronto Blue Jays completed a four game series against the New York Yankees last weekend. The series ended in a draw, two games apiece. More importantly for the Yankees, they have scratched out just enough wins to gain a berth in post-season play. The Blue Jays have three games remaining at home. They will […]

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Cork it up

Posted: October 5, 2012 at 9:33 am   /   Columnists

The cork stopper was another technological advance important to wine. A species of the oak tree (Quercus Suber) provides the ultimate, most natural, stopper for wine. It is found primarily on the Iberian Peninsula and in the foothills of the Atlas Mountains in North Africa. Although the Egyptians used cork stoppers three thousand years ago, […]

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A catalogue of mirth

Posted: October 5, 2012 at 9:30 am   /   Columnists

One of the requirements for obtaining the coveted “CHC” (Certified Humour Columnist) designation from the American Humour Association is to write a piece about the annual Hammacher Schlemmer catalogue. I’m working toward my CHC, so this is one of my compulsories. And the catologue just arrived, so here goes. Hammacher Schlemmer (I am tempted to […]

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Built for the race

Posted: October 5, 2012 at 9:28 am   /   Columnists

So recently I was speaking with a friend about women in politics or, rather, the lack of women in politics. Actually she did most of the talking and I was making notes with an “uh huh” and “you bet” here and there. I was really listening, by the way. Like a lot of folks, she’s […]

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