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Just another game

Posted: January 14, 2011 at 2:04 pm   /   Columnists

I am certain that Coach Dave Cameron had a strong inkling that something was amiss when he called “time out” after the Russian Juniors had potted their third goal to tie the game in the third period. The Canadians had roared to a three-goal lead to start the third period. They had the home field […]

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It happened too soon

Posted: January 14, 2011 at 2:03 pm   /   Columnists

I wondered when it would happen, the realization that I am, indeed, a senior citizen. In a weird way I don’t feel like I’m a senior. In fact, if I don’t actually spend too much time looking in a mirror, I can ignore the physical aspects of aging altogether. In my mind I’m just me. […]

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Wine in the beard

Posted: January 7, 2011 at 2:35 pm   /   Columnists

The emperor Charlemagne expanded and consolidated the Holy Roman Empire from the North and Baltic seas, south of the Alps and Pyrenees. This is an important fact as now many of the wine-producing areas fell under the influence of the bureaucracy inherent to such an Empire. Lands were granted to Nobles and Monasteries and the […]

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Scamming Aunt Mildred

Posted: January 7, 2011 at 2:24 pm   /   Columnists

I’m still reeling from the news. The national press reported a few days ago that the mighty Internet retailer Amazon.com has patented a system for surreptitiously returning unwanted gifts. The system is being referred to as “Aunt Mildred.” According to Amazon, gift recipients have the option to “convert all gifts from Aunt Mildred” before delivery—in […]

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Tell me a story

Posted: January 7, 2011 at 2:20 pm   /   Columnists

It started, several years ago, with the birth of a very close friend’s first child. What started? Well, my storybook buying spree. I had it all planned. I’d started with one of my favourites, Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel, and then head off to see what the shelves of Books & Co. had to […]

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Christmas letters

Posted: December 24, 2010 at 3:30 pm   /   Columnists

Every year, at Christmas time, we receive a couple of letters from friends. Snail mail letters. Sounds nice, right? Snail mail letters from friends. But, ya know the kind I’m talking about – the dreaded, preachy, braggy Christmas newsletters on festive stationery. These letters aren’t in any way, shape or form, personal. Just fluffy lists […]

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Christmas wines

Posted: December 17, 2010 at 3:08 pm   /   Columnists

With Lili’s Christmas dinner, I recommend this new addition to the Varietals grown in the County by Keint-He Winery & Vineyards. I refer to their 2007 Pinot Meunier for $40. This varietal is not yet readily known here but stands proud to produce super wines. Pinot Meunier is better known in the production of champagne, […]

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2010 in review

Posted: December 17, 2010 at 2:01 pm   /   Columnists

The year is almost finished The Christmas bells will chime Let’s mosey ’round the year that’s past And put our thoughts to rhyme Six horses in the race for mayor For five it would be curtains And who should canter into first But our own Peter Mertens In the cutthroat world of donuts He played […]

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Ultimate fighting

Posted: December 17, 2010 at 2:00 pm   /   Columnists

Just plain wrong Last weekend patrons filled the Bell Centre in Montreal to watch the latest Canadian chapter in the ultimate fighting experience. It was entitled UFC 124, indicating that one of the sponsoring organizations had promoted one hundred and twenty-three previous experiences. For a certain segment of society, these are cool events. There is […]

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The list

Posted: December 17, 2010 at 2:00 pm   /   Columnists

I guess lots of folks are busy getting every little thing ready for the holidays and I’m sure, in the back of your minds, the Christmas gift list is slowly being replaced by the resolutions for the New Year list. Me, too. I try not to think about “A New Year, a New You,” but […]

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