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The Singapore Single Stars

Posted: September 2, 2016 at 8:46 am   /   by   /   comments (0)

Two lowly takeout stands are spreading hope to thousands of cheap and cheerful eateries around the world.

The famous Michelin guide to three star (“exceptional cuisine, worth a special journey”), two star (“excellent cooking, worth a detour”) and one star (“very good…in its category”) restaurants has just been published—for Singapore. And for the first time, two cheap food stalls (the proprietors of which are known locally as “hawkers”) have been awarded a Michelin star. One stall, Hong Kong Soya Sauce Chicken Rice and Noodle, now caters to such an uptick in business that its proprietor, a Mr. Chan Hon Meng, says “any more…I cannot cope, and I don’t want to give people food that is not up to standard.” The other, Mr. Tang Chay Seng’s Hill Street Tai Hwa Pork Noodle, now faces a twohour lineup for his famous bowls of minced meat and noodles. A Michelin mention—even a one star mention—can be exceedingly good for business; perhaps even too good.

Now the Michelin guide has never given one star to a food facility of any sort in Canada, let alone two stars or three stars. Mind you, it has never published a guide to Canada that includes restaurant ratings. In Europe, it’s different: a restaurant lives or dies by its Michelin star rating. But the case of the Singapore food hawkers is fanning the flames of hope across the country that they, too, will be chosen for single star status once the Michelin people take on the Canadian project. Says Paul Splatter, for instance, the owner of Paul’s Oriental and Canadian Food in Smiths Falls, Ontario, “I just know that they keep coming back every morning for my eggs over easy with home fries. If my customers show up so faithfully, I’ve got to believe there’s a Michelin star just waiting with my name on it. I’ll even serve a side order of soya sauce if it would help.”

And it’s not just restaurants that are eyeing potential stardom. Chipstands across the country are suddenly upping their game. In the Kawarthas, which have long fought the Wellington County area for supremacy in Ontario’s fabled butter tart wars, hush hush plans are feverishly being implemented to launch a butter tart poutine and develop a clientele loyal enough to clamour for Michelin’s attention. Food trucks have also caught wind of the potential big payoff. Stan Smagoplski of Wilno runs a popular pierogi truck and has already developed an egg noodle flavoured pierogi product that he says is to die for. (At press time, we were unable to confirm this assertion). “I’d wager my egg noodles are just as good as Mr. Chan’s, and I know that he can’t come anywhere close to me on the pierogi front,” said Smagoplski).

The excitement has spread all the way to Prince Edward County. Enid Grace, who runs the Passport FC food cart at 305 Wellington Main Street, which specializes in foods of the world, admitted in an exclusive interview with The Times that she had heard of the Singapore single stars and that the possibility of being awarded a single star herself gave her “something to live for apart from the massive profits I make at this game.”

Speaking of massive profits, another interesting trend seems to be developing as a result of the Singapore single stars. Says Peter O’Grady, the owner of Toronto’s exclusive Pierre’s Luxe Francaise, a high end French cuisinerie located in the tony Kingsway district, exemplifies it when he states “why should I keep running this high overhead joint if I have a better stab at getting a Michelin rating and a big boost in profit running a baked potato stand on the Danforth?” The trend, in short, may be a rapid decline in the number of high end, low margin eateries in favour of low end, high quality, low cost establishments with lots of upside potential should they earn a Michelin star.

All of this sounds great, of course, except for the critical fact that someone has to convince the Michelin people (who jealously guard the identities of their restaurant inspectors) to come to Canada; and once there, to venture out beyond downtown Toronto or Niagara Falls into the world of Smiths Falls, the Kawarthas, Wilno and, most importantly, Wellington Main Street. Offering inducement payments might be considered a tad shady, but by the same token, sending a package of warmed over butter tart poutine over to Michelin headquarters in France could backfire. The drumbeat over our ‘just as good as Singapore single stars’ will just have to keep growing louder until it gives someone a headache.

dsimmonds@wellingtontimes.ca

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